Mrs Harris goes to Paris, New York, Moscow

 Writing this while still in the middle of reading Mrs Harris goes to Moscow, having been rather enchanted by her achievements in Mrs Harris goes to Paris, and New York by Paul Gallico.

 Together with her best friend Mrs Butterfield, they encounter a paper salesman in Moscow, after they discovered that loo paper was in short supply. The salesman grumbled:

“Paper! … There ain’t enough of it to go round. Everybody wants paper! You can’t buy it, you can’t find it and there won’t be enough trees left to make it ….

“Wrapping paper! Greaseproof paper! Wallpaper! Paperbacks! Paper towels! Nobody blows ‘is nose into a good old-fashioned ‘andkerchief any more. No, you got to blow it into paper what comes from those poor blinking trees. I tell you there ain’t no end to it! Blotting paper, legal paper, lining paper, paper napkins, paper cups and plates, …! Paper hats on New Year’s Eve!”

So just in case you don't already know, you can can find substitutes for:

Wrapping paper here (https://www.organic-ally.co.uk/gift-wrapping/)

Paper towels/napkins here (https://www.organic-ally.co.uk/table-napkins/)

and, of course, handkerchiefs here (https://www.organic-ally.co.uk/handkerchiefs/).

Enjoy the books!




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